This game is played by chickens and is highly entertaining if you happen to have a source of food. Having a source of food is not essential from your chickens perspective as any part of you that looks like food will be sampled, just in case! Food you intend to eat yourself is not exempt from this game so if you want to eat and remain unmolested, keep your chickens in the run until you have finished. However, this is considered extremely dull by standing authorities (your chickens) and you are liable to be maliciously clucked at if this practice continues for any length of time after all, human food is considered to be the tastiest food of all.
Equipment;
- A source of food
- Anything that could be mistaken for food, including food
Aim of the game;
To eat food
Rules;
- Anything can be considered food
- The source of the potential food supply can be another chicken, a human or any surface where food can be found including dinner plates and nibbles bowls
- Any chicken wanting food must acquire the food in an aggressive pecking style
- Any chicken with food must keep running until they are not being chased by another chicken for food
- Don’t chew or peck at your food, just swallow it
- If you are a chicken stupid enough to not have followed rule no.5 you will probably not have read rule no. 2 either
How to play;
- Make some food available to your chickens. This may not be intentional, chickens will jump up on to a table or chair if they suspect food is available, see rule no. 2.
- Whichever chicken is nearest the food or fastest to get to it must grab the tasty morsel and make a dash for safety.
- Swallow the food down in one go so no-one else can get any of it, see rule no.6
Winner
The chicken that has eaten the most food.